Friday, September 01, 2006

It has been a loooooong time.




It has been a really long time since I have gotten around to updating this bitch. So lets kick it off right!!!

BROOK HOGAN IN A SNAKE SKIN RUFFLE SPANDEX MINI DRESS WITH GOLD LAME HEELS AT THE VMA'S.

Oh lord that is a great sentence. And look at how proude daddy hulk is! AAAWWW!!!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I dont know who this chick is but damn she is built for speed!!!!


Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Look out you guys.....


Michael Jackson is movin to Europe. Well that makes sense though, if its like Rome or something. He can hang out with all the priests. ZING!

So its been a super long time since I have updated. Sorry.
I am gonna kick things off right though by posting about how much I want to have sex with David Cassidys daughter. No I don't really know who he is, and I know she is an actress but I have never seen her act. Doesn't matter though. Cuz she is fuckin hot. Just look how that bitch goes from innocent to super slut and yet is still so super fuckable. Chameleon girl.

Friday, June 16, 2006

WTF.....

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I COPIED THIS WHOLE ARTICLE BUT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE MAKING IT RED. SO DEAL. IM TELLING YOU NOW.


Indie film director John Roecker was walking to his car in Los Feliz while wearing a shirt with the slogan "Scientology is Gay" when a shirtless dude and Jenna Elfman approached him. The shirtless dude was Jenna's husband and he told John that he was making fun of his religion. It's then that Jenna went ape-shit!
According to Roecker, whose encounter was first reported on LA's KROQ-FM's Kevin and Bean Show, the invective started to fly after he made several references to Scientology theology and its reported central tenant, the story of Xenu.Roecker says Jenna repeatedly said "What crimes have you committed?" and began screaming at Roecker, "Have you raped a baby?" as motorists on Los Feliz Boulevard drove by in snarled traffic.Roecker says it appears that Bodhi Elfman prepared to take a swing at him, but thought against it.Bizarrely, Roecker also says that the Elfmans had a young, twenty-something male companion with them whom they continually instructed to move away and cover his ears whenever references to Xenu were made.Holy shit! Jenna Elfman is nuts! Scientology honestly turns your brains into mush. I shouldn't be saying this, because those bitches are powerful and will eff me up. I was thinking of becoming a Scientologist just because with all the guys in there, I'd probably get a lot of dick!

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